Ever picked up the phone and got something completely different than you expected on the other end of the line? Well, below is what I heard a few days ago...
Clack clack ding!
D E A R S I R
We write to celebrate a month. Ding!
A month we have all been waiting for.
Thunk ding zing.
International Typewriter AppreciatioTHUNK
Scratch scratch fiddle fiddle
We request the honor of your participation. Ding.
Zing thunk pause zing.
We cannot wait for your reply full stop.
Yours pause comma sincerely
The typewriting monkeys
Any thought on who "sir" could be?