Monday, April 11, 2011
Crazy Cat Lady
It's finals week. A family friend is out of town for two weeks. I'm house and cat sitting and studying. I was excited. And wanted Cowboy to clone himself a few times to make the crazy cat lady experience a little more true to life. Until I arrived. There are no books. NO BOOKS IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! NO BOOKS!!!!! I will die. I will really truly die. There isn't a single one. Have you ever heard of such an insane, horrifying, panic inducing, hyperventilation causing, nightmare bringing, awful, hateful, I'm-running-out-of-adjectives-I'm-so-freaked thing?!? I will die. And the cat is needy and sits on my anthologies. I hate my life. The end.